My dream wedding (if I decide to get married) would aim to be as different from a traditional wedding as reasonable.  I don't like weddings...

It would be like...in the middle of a forest somewhere.  In the shade!  I would have three or so groomsmaids.  There would be less than 50 people in total...

Weird things that I daydreamed about while sleeping on the train ride.  There were also these people a few seats behind talking in some foreign language and at one point I swear they were talking about "fox"  "Armada"  and "puff ditto".  This is what happens when you're half-awake, lol.